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Options Demotivational Poster


YOU HAVE A CHOICE -


TAGS: life options
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by holymoly

Sean - March 11, 2014, 5:01 pm
How about running away? As in, I think running away is more important than standing here in fear. There's all kinds of courage, is what I'm saying. That's all.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 29, 2013, 9:44 pm
Those thirty years of answering to a spouse is a personal choice. I shall live and die free.
WILEKOYOTE - April 7, 2012, 6:33 am
I dont wanna run on my gerbil wheel no more...
5butjam - April 6, 2012, 9:38 pm
Good work Holy, amongst this swathe of 'quotifakes' and terrible old jokes this is a gem!
tellitlikeitis - April 4, 2012, 10:09 pm
Thanks for the laugh... just before I drift off to sleep. Very nice.
SteveFurlong - April 4, 2012, 9:06 pm
It's funny only because it's true. Er, no, wait. It's demotivating only because it's true. 5L for making me think about grabbing a whiskey bottle ... and I don't drink.


GAME SHOW -


TAGS: questions options answers
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:31 pm
If it is it's a spoof of Who Wants to be a millionaire. Glad you like it. Thanks
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:30 pm
Merci Mr. Gary
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:30 pm
Thank you Grey...glad no one has asked me to pronounce those!
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:29 pm
I'd like to thank a friend please!
Rudedog - January 14, 2013, 8:30 pm
My new screen saver. Is that from SNL?
GaryO - January 14, 2013, 11:29 am
Good'n Missy
Greybeard - January 14, 2013, 4:34 am
Ha Ha Ha Ha. Super poster.
ughomer - January 13, 2013, 9:53 pm
Brilliant!


COURAGE - When there's no other option....




OPTIONS - Sometimes they are limited


TAGS: love burn jesus christ options limited
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by WTF

camden - October 20, 2009, 3:48 pm
BURN


The road less travelled -




Why hold elections in November? -




NARCISSISM -


TAGS: beauty denial love hate options
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Sparrowgirl - August 2, 2010, 9:24 pm
well put. 5L


STOCK OPTIONS - They Have Guaranteed Residual Value




Cremation -


TAGS: cremation thoughts options death fire
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

steve1961 - July 7, 2013, 1:50 pm
Don't forget Vikings...(The ones NOT from Minnesota.)
motifayk - July 7, 2013, 12:54 pm
Buddhism, Hinduism, Jainism and Sikhism mandate cremation. These aren't tribal religions. Also the Han Chinese are required to cremate by communist law in China.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:19 pm
For some reason your comment made me want to go pick up some fried chicken? Have no idea why...teehee. Thanks ghoul.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:17 pm
I do know that throughout history for many native tribes and clans, cremation was and still is the norm for burial rites.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:15 pm
Ah a fellow member inspired by the slightly weird and morbid...glad to know I'm not the only one. Thanks crotchety!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2013, 12:53 pm
Awe5ome, Priss. It actually inspired me to make one I've been working on for a while. Didn't know how to word it, oddly enough, till now. bwahaha!
motifayk - July 5, 2013, 9:34 am
Some religions do it as a standard practice, I believe.
falloutghoul - July 5, 2013, 9:22 am
And roa5t in5ide it.


Wiggle Room -


TAGS: contract options
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

falloutghoul - August 28, 2013, 8:52 am
Congrats! :-D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2013, 10:15 am
Dammit Greeny...You know I'm getting married on Saturday, I've got enough on my mind.


FIGUREHEADS -




RUSSIAN ADOPTIONS - Getting toddlers through Customs one carry-on bag at a time.




Options -


TAGS: men options man up or sit down
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 29, 2016, 11:15 am
lol!!!!
Zeul - August 28, 2016, 9:36 pm
Dizz, No Ma'am ... Cowboy Country, where a lady is to be respected
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 28, 2016, 9:13 am
For some it's difficult when they're wearing skinny jeans. Lol! ^
mizzdizz - August 26, 2016, 8:36 am
Zeul, If you think we're classy, I've got 1 question. Where'd you grow up, that trailer court next to the city dump? chuckle, chuckle...
MissPriss - August 25, 2016, 11:37 am
Oh Zeul we're classy...in a dirty kinda way teehee
Zeul - August 24, 2016, 8:42 pm
Interesting ... Next to Mrs I thought Priss and Dizz were 2 of the classiest ladies i know .... Hmmm
MissPriss - August 23, 2016, 11:55 am
'cern you volunteering for the "position"?
MissPriss - August 23, 2016, 11:53 am
I love eye candy too!!! It's the only sweet that you don't mind the extra pounds and you hope it goes straight to your thighs!
mizzdizz - August 23, 2016, 8:33 am
Good 1 Prissy! And thanks for the eye candy! The movie kinda sucked, but ooooohhhhhhh the SCENERY!!!!! I always enjoy a little eye candy with my mornin' cuppa joe! Starts the day off juuuust right! ^!
mizzdizz - August 23, 2016, 8:30 am
Zeul, if it was me? It'd be something about lining them up and picking the h**test one and pkg. size! chuckle, chuckle...Prissy has a LITTLE more class than I do! chuckle, chuckle....
concern3 - August 23, 2016, 4:35 am
Don't choose the better guy. Choose the guy that makes you a better woman.
MissPriss - August 22, 2016, 10:00 pm
No problem lol I knew who you meant and thanks!
Zeul - August 22, 2016, 8:57 pm
Sorry Priss ... Auto Correct owned me
Zeul - August 22, 2016, 8:47 pm
Lil Miss Dizz you Rock !!! Love that one


Temporary Happiness -


TAGS: options and your little devices that are so cool
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - June 12, 2015, 11:28 pm
...and somebody left the phone off the hook. Operators hated that.
maoworks2 - June 12, 2015, 6:40 am
That's For Sure ! That's For Sure !!


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